The Bitterest Pill

Hello. Remember me? My name is Helga. I am the Eastern European dominatrix who performs the voice of Dan’s computer. How are you? Whatever.

As you are probably guessing by now, Dan has no new episode of The Bitterest Pill for you this week. Even though he promised he would do a new show once a week, he’s already letting you down. I hope you’re not surprised. If you are surprised, you are a bigger idiot than Dan is.

I am going to warn you, he is going to claim it’s because he has no voice. He will make some excuse about being sick this week, and coughing all the time, and having no voice. It’s all bull crap. He’s been yelling at those kids all week, and seemed to do that just fine…

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