Show from Fri Jan 04 01:24:47 CST 2008
EP060: Creature For HireLast program description:
(This is a repost to resolve the technical error of an incomplete MP3 file. We apologize for the inconvenience.)
By Paul E. Martens.
Read by Mark Forman (of Getting A Leg Up and The Ex-Wife files).
“But, Morty, I’m an alien. Christ, I’m The Alien, the only one on the whole damned planet. There’s got to be something.” It occurred to me that my apartment was too big. It seemed to be getting bigger every day. And when I considered the rent vis a vis my bank account balance, the place was huge.
“The novelty’s worn off, kiddo. I’m surprised it lasted for four movies. And that last one didn’t really count, just a walk-on in a dream sequence. The point is, people aren’t going to keep paying to see something they’ve already seen, even if he is an alien. I mean, it’s not like you do anything. You’re just there, you know?”
Rated PG. Contains minor innuendo, minor swearing, and some grotesque imagery. No livestock were harmed in the making of this podcast.